Valentine's Gun Ad?

I saw this ad in a newspaper on Valentine's Day and just thought it was HILARIOUS!!!

In case you can't read it the three levels are:

Like her a little

• 30 day range pass
• 1 flashlight
• 1 pepper spray
• 1 mace whiste

Like her more

• Taser
• 30 day range pass
• 1 flashlight
• 1 pepper spray
• 1 mace whistle

Love her a LOT

• Firearm
• 30 day range pass
• 1 flashlight
• 1 pepper spray
• 1 mace whistle